• evgeniemalkin:

    the oilers onesies are $100 what the fuck if I wanted to sleep with expensive disappointment I’d fuck one of the players

    HAHA… But I’d do it anyway.

    (via jordaneberle14)

  • How does one become a heartless bitch? Trying to figure it out right now..

  • icecreamisbetterwithafork:

    Get ready…we’re coming to a city near you! #erichutchinson #tristanprettyman Fall 2014 #cityandsandtour (Atlanta date is 11/13 and is now correct)!

  • xshiromorix:

    curlicuecal:

    Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

    … This makes me so happy.

    (via xoxouptowngirl)

  • Forever the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

    (Source: cineraria, via my-cup-of-joe)

  • iceicebenny:

    why is there a whole week dedicated to the sharks they’re not even a good hockey team

    (Source: joombenn, via bolled-over)

  • Thank you for the reminder. Needed to read this. (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

    (Source: rustedbones, via conrad-witherspoon)

  • "Wake up early. Drink coffee. Work hard. Be ambitious. Keep your priorities straight, your mind right and your head up. Do well, live well and dress really well. Do what you love, love what you do. It is time to start living."
  • I have to be at work in an hour but I’m drinking coffee and messing around on Tumblr in bed. Is that a worthy reason to call off today…?